abah

xtau knape..mlm ni trase sgt2 windu kt arwah abah..abah,adik syg abah sgt2..nape abah pergi dlu..i need u..really2 need u..ya Allah

kau dh kenape????

ksian aku kat sumone nie..x reti pengertian blog agaknye..disini bia aku terangkan..blog ialah sebuah diari digital sebagai medium untuk meluahkan perasaan atau pon ape2 sahaja yg berkaitan ngan kehidupan blogger 2.so it's up to the blogger whether die nk wt cite psl kambing ke,babun ke,owg gler ke,skandal ke..name pon blog..it's open..bkn ditujukan utk sape2 scare specific,,so,ko dh knape?asal nk trase..ade ke aku invite ko bce blog aku..anda agt tidak dialau -alukan..blog ini hnya utk mereka2 yg waras,open minded n x trlalu snsitif..harap maklum

pandai sungguh

Gambar1 : Wow,pandainye die jawab..kalau aku jd cikgu die dh lme aku flying-kick dak yg jawab nie

Gambar2 : Salah amik paper kot..die nie paper pendidikan seni gaknye

Gambar3 : Hebat2..lupe plak aku nk apply care ni mse jwb logic maths ari 2.

Gambar4: no komen..budak ni terlalu la bijak..kahkah

Gambar4 : Btol gak kn..Dh buang 2,tinggal la punca kuase jek

Gambar5 : Ko ingat ni nk cari bnda tersembunyi ke ape??

Raja Raju Rajo

3 orang kawan, Raja,Raju,Rajo…
tinggal di sebuah flet 60 tingkat..
pada suatu hari,
lif rosak… maka kena la pakai tangga..
Raja mencadangkan mereka bertiga menceritakan kisah yang sedih..
untuk menghilangkan penat.
Raja Start dulu..
“ketika aku didalam kandungan lagi.. bapa ku telah pergi meniggalkan ku..
buat selame lamenye..”
sedar2 mereke dah berade di tingkat 30..
Raju lak sambung..
“mak aku mati ketika melahir kan aku.. aku berase bersalah..”
mereke skrang berada di tingkat 50..
Rajo lak sambung..
“Tu tak bape sedih.. yang paling sedihnye.. cerite aku ni…
sebenarnye……
kunci rumah…
tertinggal kat dalam kerete..”
mereke skrang berade di tingkat 60…
Tanpe berfikir panjang..
Raja dan Raju terus mencampak Rajo ke luar flet..


Lawak Ke2


Di sebuah kg ada 3 org remaja yg suka lepak. Sorang tu nama dia Ali, sorang tu Budin dan sorang lagi Ciko. Aktiviti seharian depa ni menybbkan tok imam x senang duduk. Pd satu hari tok imam tu dtg dgn niat nak tarbiyah depa ni. Maka berlakulah bbrp insiden cabar-mencabar. Tok imam tu cabar si mangkuk 3 ekor tu ke surau waktu Maghrib nnt. Si Ali pun berkata, “Tok imam ingat kami ni jahil sangat ke? Takpa, nnt kami buktikan yg kami bkn la jahil sgt spt yg disangkakan”.
Maka apb hampir masuk waktu Maghrib pegilah malaun 3 ekor tu ke surau. Tok imam pun suruh Ali azan. Tanpa berlengah terus je Ali azan, “Allah Ta’ala… Allah Ta’ala…” Dg segera tok imam merampas mikrofon drp Ali & menyuruh tok bilal azan semula. Terselah kejahilan Ali. Selepas iqamat, masa nak sembahyang tok imam pun mengangkat takbiratul ihram. Tok imam pun satu hal, angkat sekali x khusyuk, angkat 2x pun x khusyuk jgk lg..
Masuk je kali ketiga, Budin panggil tok imam. “Tok, tok duduk kat belakang, biar saya jadi imam.” Tok imam pun undur le ke belakang. Budin pun angkat le takbiratul ihram. “Allahu akbar!” Maka para makmum pun ikut angkat takbiratul ihram & memulakan solat. Tiba2 je si Budin ni pusing ke belakang dan berkata, “Aa, tengok! Sekali jee tokkkk!!” Lalu batallah solat Budin. Yg lain2 pun ikut berenti sambil ketawa terbhk2.
Tok imam pun mintak pulak si Ciko jadi imam. Si Ciko pun terus ke depan jadi imam solat tersebut bermula dari takbir sampai le habis sembahyang. Siap dg wirid2nya sekali. Punyalah respek tok imam kat si Ciko niii… Lepas solat, tok imam pun puji-memuji leee si Ciko ni… Tapi dgn bongkaknye si Ciko berkata, “He hee, itu belum ambil wuduk lagi tu. Kalau tak, lagi dassat aku semayang. He heee…”
Tok imam pun terkedu & terpana… kwang kwang kwang…

Chill Out!!!

This one will make your day...


Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No.. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'


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Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend : Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


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Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR : Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.


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Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife : No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.


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Ah Beng: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife : How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.


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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police : 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'


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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'.
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'


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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.


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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so.
He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot .


====================================================== ========================
Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'


====================================================== ========================
Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng: If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?


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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'


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Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant : 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'


A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM


Have a good day!

2 more to go..all the best

:: ITT45O

:: ENT600

:: ITT430

:: MAT422

:: ITT440

:: ITT561

::  The best wish for ur friends during final is "all the best".. 

alhamdulillah..syukur

3mei 2010..tarikh keramat utk aku sem ni..nk tau knape?of coz la sbb arini ade paper logic maths..wow,seriously aku xske..huhu..plus,test2 n test3 aku hancusss..berderai mnjadi abu..haha..then,for sure carry mark aku sgt la menduka-citakan..sabo jela ninie..ade hikmah sume nie..may b coz mslh2 dlmn n persekitaran..therefore,i can't even focus own these 2 test..but,fortunately utk final ni aku try study smart..tp x bape nk hard..study+men game+kurang mkn+tido+tido..alhamdulillah,berkat usaha aku yg x seberape 2 dpt gak aku jwb paper nie td ngan agak mudah..eventhough ade few question yg quiet confusing..but,syukur..i manage to answer all that..thanks God for your bless..and now,2 more paper to go..come on ninie..

sis cyg wedding

Sebenarnya dh lme dh akak aku nie kawen..cume baru skang berkesempatan nk upload pict wedding die..tema wedding kak anna aku nie putih+hijau..great combination..mmg match..adik doakan kak anna n abg amir bahagia n kekal smpi anak cucu..

can't wait...y???

arini baru 1 mei..aku rse cm dh berkurun dok kt s.alam ni..humm,ble la dpt lek jb..dh trlalu bosan dok cni..plus,dis sem trase sgt stress..dunno y.may b coz kurang [or mcm xde] kwn yg se"network" ngan aku kt umah nie..dlu ade farah n shera..huuu,now dorg dh migrate umah len..sunyi gler..twus rase cm xde sesape ky umah ni yg same interest ngan aku..we're totally different..ntah ler,xleh gak nk ikut rentak org je..i've my own life..yup,my own life..so,ape lg ninie...pindahhhhhhhhhhh..yahoooo..

all new...

yes,saye dh lupe ape login n password for my previous blog..so,terpakse la create baru..maka hilang lah sgale-galenye..anyway,xpela..best gak wat blog baru nie..jap2,mgkin ade bbrape sbb aku lupe id n pwd aku..sbb2 nye adalah spt berikut:

• tension+nyampah ngan environment aku skang nie
• annoyed+hmpir bnci ngan sumbody(rmai kot yg dh tau,shhh!!!)
• coz dh lme gler x blogging

haha..slamat mem"blogging" ninie..ooo yeah!!!